characters: blair centric, but most of the ensemble is mentioned (squint and you might see references to blair/dan)
rating: pg-13 just in case, with warnings for one brief/vague reference to her eating disorder and some vague mentions of violence.
word count: 973
summary: blair is not a writer. blair is—
a/n: written for the prompt ‘I could write the best book on underage tragedy' for fluffyfrolicker's awesome women-centric fic-athon.
(Blair would write a fairytale of a girl who would be queen. Would be. That's the important part.)