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Title: Portrait of the Artist as a Middle-Aged Man
Author: sandrine
Pairing: Dan/Blair/Chuck
Rating: R
Summary: "That's a terrible idea." Even to his own ears, his protest doesn't sound very convincing.
Blair merely raises an eyebrow. "You keep saying that, but frankly, with your track record, I don't see why anyone should ever listen to your opinion about relationships."

(Or: the one where Dan recovers from his divorce, accidentally finds himself in a relationship with two of his best friends, and overcomes his writer's block. Getting his life sorted out is a work in progress, but he's getting there.)
Disclaimer: The characters belong to people with more power and money than me. I'm only borrowing them for a while; no copyright infringement intended.

Read the story on AO3.
 
 
15 June 2014 @ 12:03 am
title:participation medals of the heart
characters: blair centric, but most of the ensemble is mentioned (squint and you might see references to blair/dan)
rating: pg-13 just in case, with warnings for one brief/vague reference to her eating disorder and some vague mentions of violence.
word count: 973
summary: blair is not a writer. blair is—
a/n: written for the prompt ‘I could write the best book on underage tragedy' for fluffyfrolicker's awesome women-centric fic-athon.

(Blair would write a fairytale of a girl who would be queen. Would be. That's the important part.)
 
 
28 April 2014 @ 10:27 pm
the age of dissonance (4/9)
Dan, Blair, Serena. Appearances by everyone.
10911 words. PG.
A re-working of Edith Wharton's The Age of Innocence.


Summary: If she still needed him, she was determined not to let him see it.


( I don't speak your language )
 
 
04 April 2014 @ 08:43 pm
with the cruelest of intentions
Blair, Serena, Dan, Jenny. Some others, multi-pairing.
Based on Cruel Intentions. R. 20k words.
W: nothing you don't see in the movie, but just in case: underage sex, consent shadiness, general terrible humans.

Summary: Incestuous stepsisters Blair and Serena set out to seduce poor, innocent Dan Humphrey.


( sex is meaningful like art and you don't rush art )
 
 
and sometimes she loved me too
Dan/Blair. Post-s5. 7791 words.

Summary: Blair showed up in Rome three days ago and Dan has yet to ask her why, though unasked and unanswered questions haven't stopped him from wondering.


( I will cherish my visit here in memory as long as I live )
 
 
 
you're breathing in fumes I taste when we kiss
Gossip Girl. Dan/Georgina.
1460 words. R/NC17.

Summary: If she bothers him enough Dan will usually kiss her to shut her up.


( I thought I was about to be ax-murdered )
 
 
Title: There is thy gold, worse poison to men's souls
Pairing/Character(s): So far, just Dan and Jenny.
Rating: PG13
Words: 1213
Summary: Vanessa Abrams is reaped for The Hunger Games. Here is what transpires.

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Title: There is thy gold, worse poison to men's souls
Pairing/Character(s): So far just the Humphreys
Rating: PG13
Words: 2467
Summary: Vanessa Abrams is reaped for The Hunger Games. Here is what transpires.

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27 December 2013 @ 10:10 pm
super rich kids
Tripp, Carter. 1981 words.
Pre-series.


Summary: Tripp wonders what that's like, to spit in the face of the plans someone made for you.


( we all have parts to play )
 
 
19 December 2013 @ 04:15 pm
and summer will not come again
Blair, Dan, some Chuck. 5305 words.
W: depression, abusive relationship, mentions of suicide and miscarriage
1950s AU.

Summary: Blair marries in June of nineteen fifty-six, right after Grace Kelly becomes a princess. She does not marry a prince.


( I fancied you'd return the way you said )